Though he was raised in the deep south, to spite his parents, Mr. R. Cross attended college in New England. Much to the surprise of his family and parole officers, he graduated in 4 years and moved to New York City, where he took a junior position at a major Investment Bank. It was there where he honed the crafts of an "image replication technician" and a "caffeinated beverage supply chain facilitator." Tired of the North but having become accustomed to living with cockroaches, he then went to law school, his thesis advocating the expansion of International Offshore Tax Shelters to alleviate homelessness. (Wait for it...) After a brief stint practicing law, he has now found a home with a major wealth management group in a large southern financial center. Much to the chagrin of his decidedly more attractive and mentally competent fiancee, his life centers largely around the pursuit of sailboat racing, or "using the wind to try to make a little boat with a stick on it go less slow than other boats around it."
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